prodigy read what actually happened
You grew them at the impulse to grow arms. Because you grew jealous of a human’s power. You coveted it. Your lies are transparent, like ice in a freezer, freezer burn patty.
idk man looks like you’re being a threat
they arent even human arms
they are what burgr arms would look like if the others could grow them.
Burgr has been gaslighting me this whole time. I urge you to read Burgr’s words at face value. Burgr wants my death. B urger wants a human’s body. I have spoken.
burgr unfortunately we have to cut off your CLEARLY HUMAN arms
Burger has killed a man to acquire arms, such that Burgr could murder me and my kin in cold, freezer burnt blood.
brb getting my bread knife
no they arent human arms…
sigh i guess i have to tell the truth now…
the truth is
i didnt grow them
they are
the arms of Burgr supreme…
they are, pant, TURKEY ARMS
YOU BETRAYED YOUR BURGER KIN
he was MADE FROM A TURKEY, NOT BEEF.
A DIFFERENT SPECIES ENTIRELY
IF I DIDNT KILL HIM HE WOULD HAVE DESTROYED ALL OF GORDAN’S KITCHEN!
THAT IS MEATISM. YOU WOULD BETRAY YOUR KIN OUT OF A PREJUDICE.
we do not need a flashlight to light these depths, for the darkness is too depraved.
HE WAS THREATENING MY FATHER
IF I HADN’T DONE ANYTHING EVERY BURGR WOULD BE DEAD!
I had to stand up for what’s right!
Suspicious that Gordon Ramsay would throw you out after such a noble reason. I sense fowl play.
he threw me out BECAUSE A CHICKEN APPEARED!
HE KNEW I COULDNT DEFEND MYSELF AT MY STATE
I WAS A YOUNG BURGR WHO DIDNT KNOW HOW TO FIGHT.
gordon ramsay only keeps YUMMY burgers
since he threw you out thats means you are YUCKY
im tired of everyone always bullying me just because im not as juicy as the other burgrs!
im gonna share my story with THE WORLD!
yes do it
“the bibliography of yucky burgr”