Burgers do not have arms, yet @Burgr has gone out of the beaten path to procure very human like hands, torso, abs. How could this be? Well, the answer is simple: Burgr has murdered a man in cold blood to get arms because Burgr is a nasty, jealous frosty freezer burn patty.
See how this burger denies a craving for men. Yet Burgr covets. Nothing grows arms that quickly. For instance, it takes about 10 minutes to cook a burger patty to medium-rare. You are saying you grew arms of a man? But not out of your body, just attached to your bottom?
I can see the sewing marks from where you lopped this man’s head off, you killer
This is a very strong man too. I doubt this body was procured by consent. Burge\r found this man and ruthlessly severed his life from his loved ones.
I want you to imagine the Minotaur. A man searching for purpose through battle. Friends and comrades follow this man in his quest. Imagine if one day Burgr simply ended that, all for the petty matter of appendages
You came from a dead bovine. Yet you grow human hands.
You say you love Gordon Ramsay, yet he threw you out of the kitchen and scorned your freezer burned self.
You say you have grown past the need for humans, yet you procure yourself a carcass of a man, and you beg and whine for humans to help you end one. One chicken out of many.