" … "
" …fuck happened while I was sleeping. "
“Simple, you missed everything!”
“And one of our crew might be dead.”
“yar har i am a pirate imm here to plunder ye booty yar har”
He equips silent claws.
“Who ain’t crew is kill on sight.”
“Death by a thousand cuts ye bastard.”
Beast Instinct!
Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
I currently know how to do the following things:
@discobot start {name-of-tutorial}
Starts an interactive tutorial just for you, in a personal message.
{name-of-tutorial}can be one of:tutorial, advanced tutorial.
@discobot roll 2d6
3, 6
@discobot quote
By nature man hates change; seldom will he quit his old home till it has actually fallen around his ears. — Thomas Carlyle
@discobot fortune
You may rely on it
“Huh, neat.”
“The hell you doin’ tryna take on a wreckage on your own anyway?”
“Where the hell yer crew?”
As you showed up on shore with your guns blazing, Wilford already dashed in your general direction with beast instinct ready and raring to go.
You inflicted a small amount of damage but ultimately got nothing out of this.
“Now tell me, where the hell are you from?”
I the random attack size water mage appear
“Soaking Balls” Two max size water blasts
@discobot roll 2d20
He looks at you bewildered and befuddled.
“You know the whole point of attack size is so you can have minimum attack size on your projectiles but still do a lot of damage without aiming because of the extra attack size you have, right?”
I turn over to @Shellseawing and aim my gun at him.
“yar har imma shoot ye with me blunderbussy! yo ho ho merry christmas!!”
@discobot roll 1d20