8
“No. The purpose is so i can make everyone wet!”
Oh shit, yeah you’re downed.
uh oh
shit
“Now explain to me in 60 seconds or less WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING HERE.”
“I will not hesitate to let you bleed out and die on these shores.”
“Fuck, if some of our crew are insane enough I’ll slash you up into bits for them to eat.”
epic
“Explain your fucking I N T E R F E R E N C E.”
( you rolled a d100 but edited the message, as 24 is not a thing you can get on a regular d20. )
oh well I guess i’ll just bleed out then
“Explain yourself.”
“Right this fucking moment.”
“First of all, where the fuck is the rest of your crew?”
" He’s already bleeding out, couldn’t have waited just a bit longer? "
“yar har me internal organs are fuckin mush me laddies yer her-gurglggmnpfthsmmn” death
“Nah, he felt the need to waterboard them.”