“…”
“you didn’t…”
nah I saw the fire bird before the ship crashed. I went to bed afterwards and woke up in this wreck.
“OOOOOOH thank goodness”
“what do we do now?”
“Find and cook your bird. I’m hungry”
“Dark sea fish, anyone?”
“I swear to god captain if i get some sort of magical bullshit cancer or whatever…”
“oh is that salmon?”
“Okay”
“What cooking exp do you have btw”
“Last guy who ate my food said it was levels above perfection”
“Guess he has low standards”
“lol”
“I haven’t prestiged my cooking exp ngl I only have 24k EXP”
“Does anyone wanna trade spirit weapons w/ me”
“Wisdom was always chasing you, but you were faster”
“I found a barrel! There’s a dead guy inside!”
“We can survive for about 2 weeks”
“I have prometheus’ acrimony”
“I was wondering if I should go juggernaut or paladin since I really like those builds”
“I already have a knight file”
“If we run out of food we can eat this guy”
“Be quiet or else I’ll do a funny fr”
goes to the gunpowder barrel room
“What the fuck are you talking about”
“I feel like I should interchange my current build since I want to try out juggernaut or paladin but I don’t wanna swap anything since warden is pretty fun to use”
“dunno what stat spread I should go though”
yawns
“Okay, what’s going on here? A Burger King? You know Culver’s is better, right?”
“Perfect, I will settle for nothing else.”
“i think the dark sea is affecting your brain”
“how big is this island”