* traumatized ice prince noises *make an alternate which it holds up its middle finger instead
Gosh these scared me down fr
Can’t be lured if I couldn’t even find them 
now draw her fighting a white eyes with a frying pan
yes
Is this rizz
Ok
I’m not being lured in by your songs siren.
I’m being lured in because of that sweet 3 Dark Sealed chest.
Well, actually, that still probably counts as them luring you with songs because your following them regardless, but whatever.
I rest less at night knowing this was at least one dude’s sexual awakening
No dark sea hoes can take me away from Revon
Me drinking invisible pption and just robs them:
Oh yeh they definitly dont see 2 big darkie chesty just infront of them
they gotta add some male sirens for the female pirates out there ngl
I forgor invisibility potions were a thing
Sailor named gun draw rapid fire: