Calvus after taking 30 cursed mushrooms from akursius keep

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Its beautiful :smiling_face_with_tear:

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This is a masterpiece

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This is so perfect omg :sob:

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it isnt a real fandom until someone makes a version of this video for it

So glad it was you to do the honors kami :face_holding_back_tears:

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IM CRYINMG
(cs)

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I usually wake up feeling like an expired piece of cardboard but this absolute masterpiece literally revived something in me. Also this is funny af I love this so much

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Sailing in my brig right after a beer
Hey that bump that looks like a prince
DUI? How about you die?
I’ll sail a thousand miles
BRIG :speaking_head:

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Little do you know, wind blows good today
Imma get, you as castaway
Pulverize this PIG
With my speeding BRIG
It seems you have no rigs

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How dare my internet hide this from me for 0.0001 seconds

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:sob: this is peak

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I was thinking about someone making this like last week i am so happy you made this!! :star_struck::star_struck:

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This is historical

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Getting this to rhyme while fitting Bergentruckung’s motif was a pain.

Sailing in my ship,
Right after some ‘shrooms,
Know that you,
Cannot outswim your doom,
For I am king,
Of this here Bronze Sea,
And you Borealis are extinct,

That little punk,
You brought to my throne,
Was no match,
For my triple blown,
I am king,
So thus I sing,
I won’t be overthrown!

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This is incredible

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this is PEAK

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I am bookmarking this.

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Ah yes just a casual 68 likes
when you’re dueling with the knight and you can’t survive the fight

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i think its perfect now