Can we just talk about something. (And a rant about pokemon)

I’ve been reminiscing about pokemon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon when I remembered how many little features it had.

  • Flying on the back of the legendary pokemon
  • The pokedex which gave you free boosts
  • Surfing from island to island via pokemon
  • Those stickers you had to collect to get the totem pokemon
  • Ultra beasts? They were a thing
  • A unique ability which wasn’t mega evolution redone
  • The ability to still get mega evolutions late game

why the hell hasn’t any game after that got nearly as many features?
Why can’t I go back to surfing on pokemon or mega-evolving my Absol?
Why gamefreak do you make the worst possible decisions?

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people shat on gen 5 and 7 for being too different this shit is why we don’t have nice things

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What we got in gen 9:

  • Overpowered Pokémon
  • Funny forgettable change-your-type gimmick
  • Breakable TMs
  • Paradox Pokémon (aka Psuedo legendary tier threats that break competitive play)
  • Treasures of ruin (Oh look EVEN MORE OVERPOWERED POKÉMON {Looking at you, Chi-Yu})

You sorta can still ride on Pokémon it’s just you’re riding on another freaking lizard legendary. I liked the funny doggo Pokémon last generation.

ive noticed this about nearly every game thats been part of a franchise in the last few years, the newest releases always have less content or less small features than previous releases and it leads them to feel empty after youve played through once

Gen 7 didn’t deserve the hate it got, personally its the best gen imo

not true gen 6 was way drier than gen 7

its nice to see gen 7 get the gen 5 treatment where people realize they were hating on the games for no reason. SM werent that great but USUM were one of the best pokemon games, the only real issue being the insane amount of cutscenes and dialogue that made it feel like a visual novel for half the game

Gen 5 is probably my favorite rn

“last few years”

im referring to gen 8 or 9 compared to 7, 6 was really dry even compared to gen 4

I need to play gen 5 sometime soon honestly. Hopefully, we get a remake of it soon.

Pokemon has been on a disturbing path lately…

the games are devolving into low quality disasters with a bunch of paid add-on content that feels like a cheap way to wring out as much money as possible

sure there’s hotfixes but the fact the launches are such a trainwreck is still unacceptable from a company this big.

then again, so many people buy pokemon games that game-freak really doesn’t need to try at all.

I mean have you seen how actually fucking dogshit the sandwich eating animation is in gen 9’s camping feature? Actually, a lot of things in scarlet and violet are so buggy and messy they make sword and shield look like peak switch titles.

I’m sorry if I’m being too pessimistic, at least the designs are alright, though for some reason a lot of pokemon introduced in this gen feel like shitty filler mons that nobody gives a fuck about. I’m looking at you squawkabilly and spidops.

at least they were taken appropriate action of in smogon
god I cannot bear seeing chien pao again

also the funny forgettable gimmick is such a horrible idea competitively

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Personally, I think it’s actually somewhat decent, since it allows for so many new strategies and makes certain pokemon that normally would be considered dogshit actually somewhat viable.

though there’s obvious issues such as possible things like a tera normal shedinja coming along but I guess that’s why dexit exists, even if it’s r3tarded.

Like imagine being able to deal with an amoongus

And then it just says:
“Screw logic imma be water type”

which then would call for some prediction and studying the meta so you can adapt by using an electric attacker on your team

But how many viable electric types are there right now? Just iron hands?

I guess things like gholdengo can run thunderbolt as coverage if he wanted though but besides those two that’s it I think

im on the verge of bringing up 20 different smogon forum posts to prove why making the game a glorified version of rock paper scissors is not good but im not feeling that spiteful today

anyways
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There’s actually a lot of good offense mons with electric coverage, you could also run something with a grass move need be.

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Chien pao is awful soley for the fact that is literally copied weavile and now it completely outclasses it.

weavile is the cooler one too (metaphorically I dunno who’s the chillier ice type)