Captain Maria rant

Yesh, but I elect to ignore it on occasion for the experience vetex intended.

since you have weapons just kite her from the ceiling with spear throws, axe throws, guns, bows, piercing gale or whatever projectiles you have

But learning to dodge the move is what Vetex probably intended???

Also, like, since when does literally anyone respect anything Vetex has made for boss fights???

Vetex wanted us to PARRY that shit, especially since dodge iframes were removes, and I…

Am one in a krillion.

You’re not one in a krillion, you’re the only singular person ever to like this game’s bosses.

Elius - calvus are AMAZING FIGHTS FOR ROBLOX, then nimbus is shit.

Elius - Calvus are Pizza Party levels of fun (I cannot describe the distain I had for Calvus when I first started playing), Maria is alright, but the bosses after make me want nothing more than file my teeth down with an angle grinder and chew on broken glass.

As for fighting Maria’s second phase, during her tentacle attack you can cower near the cell at the very back to dodge them 90% of the time. As for fighting her as a Warlord, I recommend Colossal Cleave 100%, things like Tempest and Whirlwind worked well for me, basically any big AOE attack is a good option. Projectile attacks like Striking Gale or Mountain Wind are good too.

I was told I wasn’t allowed to make that joke again.

you can just stay at far end of the ship and spam placed explosion

I am both a god and a beggar when it comes to this game.

Unrelated but I’m curious. Why is your pfp the Walmart logo?

:frowning: