Don’t worry, I think you’ll run me down for time in blitz I don’t play that.
nahhh bro no way im playin u dawg, i would love to but you see the way my bank account is set up and the angle the moon is in right now…
yk if u lose u will lose 0 rating cuz its so low
Actually, I ain’t playing on my main, so scratch that.
It’s not a question of rating its just that I don’t want to be depressed for the rest of the day
Oh, ok. If you want I can teach you how to play chess better. For pay of course. 
Nah I’m good. If I realllly wanted to I could boost my rating by 2000 using ancient gypsy arts but just for yalls sake I won’t frfr
Lol, ok.
bro Box wanted to do a chess match with me aswell after he saw the chess i did w fartman7 in my shop and he smoked me too i dont wanna get smoked for the 3rd time bro 
mb I did not mean to link that but theres nothing else to call it
Nty im horrible at chess
Its fine, we all start somewhere.
This offer stands for u as well. Pay means pay in AO.
Who is the best person at chess on the forum, I wanna challenge them to a 1v1.
No idea
I used to play chess but I only ever played rapid and classical, my elo is around 1000-1200 iirc
Wait, idk what iirc is. I don’t know how that compares to USCF.