no way i lose 3 times in a row right
3 1/2 min blitz, join if u dare…
i dont actually know if i need to have you friended on chess.com or not so uh
I don’t play blitz bro
scared…
Cap. What’s ur rating?
auto win ggez.
FINALLY I WON ONE WOOO
wait no, ur link is blocked? I can play apparently.
321 after fighting Box and Nuclearfart7 
I guess you need to add me then, send me a friend request, MassiveLeftBall
PFFFT. I’m rated 1389.
fuck that shit im not fighting you wtf got me fucked up
Wait, I need to make an alt, my acc is my name irl I can’t let u guys know that.
Don’t worry, I think you’ll run me down for time in blitz I don’t play that.
nahhh bro no way im playin u dawg, i would love to but you see the way my bank account is set up and the angle the moon is in right now…
yk if u lose u will lose 0 rating cuz its so low
Actually, I ain’t playing on my main, so scratch that.
It’s not a question of rating its just that I don’t want to be depressed for the rest of the day
Oh, ok. If you want I can teach you how to play chess better. For pay of course. 
Nah I’m good. If I realllly wanted to I could boost my rating by 2000 using ancient gypsy arts but just for yalls sake I won’t frfr