hi guys its me chip dip guy again you know the guy who made the chip dip like 2 years ago yeah im that guy yeah chip dip
3 tbsp sour cream
1 tbsp mayonaise
the tears of your enemies (optional)
voodoo doll (optional)
combine mayonas and socream
grind/shake in a good amount of italian seasoning, around enough to make a tiny pile on your palm (results may vary, i have the hands of a woman)
put in a pinch of garlic powder
crack some pepper in for pepper points
using the tears, imbue a voodoo doll with the essence of your enemy, and as soon as the ritual is complete, shove said voodoo doll into the garbage disposal, and turn on. if you lack a garbage disposal, you may use any method that destroys the doll.
eat with chip.