Choose a superpower and the first reply chooses the downside

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everytime you use it 100 salesmen appear at your front door

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What if no front door?

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they’re in your bedroom
dont ask why

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finally, the solution to world hunger

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also a good source of money, as organs are quite expensive

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Actually that’s not too bad. Without any oxygen in my body I can hold my breath for about 25 seconds so that’s probably enough time to travel and get in and out of it

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I now have the ability to control the speed at which lobsters die

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best downside ever ‘‘the probability of me losing is now an impossibly low number’’

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but only on tuesdays at 4pm est

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the abilty to pause time inside of a 30 ft bubble

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You have cancer

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already thought of a workaround
make the probability of the thing you want to happen not happening extremely low ez

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It’s been a full day and somebody said it before you :moyai:

But yeah you have successfully found the solution (I still have no downside :frpensive:)

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i didn’t see that until i posted

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Anyone outside the bubble can pop it like a literal bubble

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DNA, python, biological or machine…

everything abides by a code.

I want to be able to break that code.

I want to be a living computer virus, capable of manipulating and destroying all forms of substance via the corruption of what makes those things, well, those things.

DNA becomes a tangled mess of useless information / corruption

all computer code is unsafe, I am capable of destroying the entire internet if I wanted to.

nothing is safe.

the atoms that create matter will be changed and turned into other forms of matter as well.

metal can become cake for all I care.

I mean I guess I have a few bonuses for my own side as well.

my genetic coding is unlocked and versatile as well, so I can just change my limbs at will or facial features, I can look and mimic anything I see, and easily recode myself to anything I really want.

I can probably teleport but no idea how that would work lol

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You become open sourced like github

Anyone can change your own code with basic or better knowledge of the code from remote places.

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I can reply to my own comment

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Ok but you can teleport

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I remember that reddit post

But sure,

I’ll go for the power to stop people from replying to themselves for a"downside" due to their power