The ability to make it so that all corruption in all companies, corporations and governments disappears
The number of people who seek to be corrupt duplicate every time you do it
Also unrelated question but what’s 1+1
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Each time you use it the corruption affects you
it kills the genuinely good companies, corporations and government equal to 1/3 the amount of corrupt ones eliminateds everytime you use it
I have the power of vicious mockery (physically hurting someone with insults)
the pain scales inversely with the actual quality of the insult
That literally changes nothing I’m pretty sure
“you poopy head”
instant heart attack
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the ability to spawn oranges at will
You require vitamin C to do so
The oragnes you spawn don’t contain vitamin C
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BAHAHAHAHAHUHS that isn’t that bad
I’m bad at making up side effects 3:
they taste like lemons
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The oranges always spawn in a place inconvenient to reach (ie, 75 miles away in a lake, or buried 5 ft under the foundation of your house)
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You too will turn orange. Actually. Not lightly orange, just straight up Cheetos-colored.
Why does this sound so racist
The ability to duplicate any inorganic object I touch
no i domt want to turn into donald trump RAHHH
You become said inorganic object