Choose your superpower but the person below gives it a side effect

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Pretty much what I said in the topic name. Choose a superpower and person below gives it a side effect.

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telekinesis

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the range is 2mm with a max weight of 1 gram

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alex mercer-esque shape-shifting

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You can use it only in humam form

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Glass magic irl

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You can only cast 1 spell per hour

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Good enough I’ll take it

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hydrokinesis

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the water instantly decomposes the moment you try to use it

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The ability to make someone let out an ass-ripping pant-shitting Geneva-convention-violating fart at will

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You’re forced to smell the entirety of it, regardless of where you go

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teleportation

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Your teleport radius is within 100 meters of yourself and you will hit through everything on your way, though they will only hurt about as much as crashing into a pillow

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Astral projection

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You are now astralworks and you have to slave away for hours ganking people with stardust magic for infamy (and you’re astralworks)

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You can poison people by touching them

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The poison only applies if you are touching them in an inappropriate location

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so basically std fingers

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You become extremely skilled at playing all variations of Billiards