every time you win, the pool table you played on becomes an actual miniature pool
you can use magic
any kind of magic, idk figure it out
it require you to incant impossible lovecraftian spell. And you need to make a pose that require hyperflexibility.
Elonâs credit card number
Without anyone figuring it out ever
now you have elon muskâs credit card number, not the numbers on the back tho
D&D Druid animal transformation
you can only transform into a baby or elder
Itâs still worth it
you gain the maximum amount of nutrients possible from all foods you consume
ex. eating an apple will literally immunize you from all illnesses
Annoy physicists by breaking the laws of physics in strange ways
Caloric intake is quintupled
You get sick when you eat anything considered âunhealthyâ
every time you break the laws of physics you also break a bit of your spirit, so youâll eventually become a depressed husk too sad to break the laws of physics ever again
The ability to create hyper-realistic illusions, that while intangible, will still fool the minds of nearly anyone. They force a placebo effect - while they may not have any physical mass, the mind doesnât know that. If an illusion is harmful, the brain will believe something harmful is occurring, even though theyâre perfectly fine.
âYour free trial of Perception-Bender has ended, do you want to purchase the premium version for 69Sx dollars?â
You have to know at least one interest fact of the object/person to product an illusion of it
Outspeeded n00b
Producing toxic spores in my lungs that I can exhale at others, they arenât toxic to me since my cells would have enzymes to break down the poisonous agents.
Nasty, nice