Choose your superpower but the person below gives it a side effect

every time you win, the pool table you played on becomes an actual miniature pool

you can use magic
any kind of magic, idk figure it out

it require you to incant impossible lovecraftian spell. And you need to make a pose that require hyperflexibility.

Elon’s credit card number
Without anyone figuring it out ever

now you have elon musk’s credit card number, not the numbers on the back tho

D&D Druid animal transformation

you can only transform into a baby or elder

It’s still worth it

you gain the maximum amount of nutrients possible from all foods you consume

ex. eating an apple will literally immunize you from all illnesses

Annoy physicists by breaking the laws of physics in strange ways

Caloric intake is quintupled

You get sick when you eat anything considered “unhealthy”

every time you break the laws of physics you also break a bit of your spirit, so you’ll eventually become a depressed husk too sad to break the laws of physics ever again

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The ability to create hyper-realistic illusions, that while intangible, will still fool the minds of nearly anyone. They force a placebo effect - while they may not have any physical mass, the mind doesn’t know that. If an illusion is harmful, the brain will believe something harmful is occurring, even though they’re perfectly fine.

„Your free trial of Perception-Bender has ended, do you want to purchase the premium version for 69Sx dollars?”

You have to know at least one interest fact of the object/person to product an illusion of it

Outspeeded n00b

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Producing toxic spores in my lungs that I can exhale at others, they aren’t toxic to me since my cells would have enzymes to break down the poisonous agents.

Nasty, nice