Being happy again
We’re gonna give China the biggest inflation. There has never been an inflation rate bigger than what China’s gonna get. 1989% inflation, China’s cooked, literally; 1989% inflation, for 1 month, 2 weeks, and 6 days… and a bonus day for the tank man.
You become Diogenes
Who is Diogenes
Is this a Rick roll
This is
Ha you thought
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the ability to give the person below this reply terminal cancer
you have double vision
The ability to make a nuclear bomb at will with any materials
you have to eat the materials and crap them out as a nuclear bomb
the superpower does not allow you to do this with inedible things
The ability to control time
you control only the future
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Only works while you hold your breath and close your eyes at the same time
Give it a shot guys, the ability to create concrete
You can only create it by shitting it out
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the ability to wake up perfectly rested
it requires you to sleep for 9 hours unbroken to activate
Impossible conditionals
im screwed then
wait
THESE MACHINES ARE SINGING
WITH THE BLARING AND THE BLEEPING
NEATH THE ARCADE LIGHTS