Fair enough
I can pull out a deck of Uno cards at any time.
I get a cool sword that I can summon and dismiss whenever that can’t break and can cut through stone & weaker materials
The sword always weights just a little bit for you
Wdym by that
your uno cards are semi transparent
you basiclly cannot use it in any other way than making it fall on stuff
it’s the size of a standard toothpick
also the stone it can cut through is tuff
The ability to pull myself together and do shit
You get everything done in the worst way possible.
you physically pull yourself together too much and you collapse into a black hole that does shit
I already do that
Glad to know that me being productive would bring the end of the world
its like how richard from gumball getting a job breaks reality
5 Likes
You’re paralyzed from the neck down
Well atleast now i have an excuse
Unlimited free robux 
You can only play games where you can’t pay to get bonuses
you have 10 quintillion ping in every server you join
Any accesories/clothes that cost robux will not load on your character, any gamepass you buy halves your fps and everything else you buy doubles your ping in all games.