One year is taken away from your lifespan every time you do this
not a very bad side effect tbh
You lose one yearâs worth of memories by doing so.
but still with the injury / disease that killed you
the ability to speak to/understand animals
All animals speak in exclusively dead languages
me when the raven next door starts speaking in old norse (iâm cooked)
Ability to manipulate luck of anyone including yourself
Conservation of luck
You give inverse luck to yourself if you arenât targeting yourself and inverse luck to a random nearby person if you use it on yourself
e.g. giving someone good luck makes you have equally bad luck
this could be abusable, so the gods look away when you give someone bad luck
you just gave a side effect to your own thing, but since rules are rules lemme ruin your super power 
Once using this ability more than 3 times a day the person who got bad luck will have a giant meteor falling on it, eventually destroying an entire town (Or even something bigger than that) with it
They didnât? They literally just ruined the superpower of person above
Ability to turn water into wine
the wine is full of laxatives
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OHHH im stupid
I have the power to gain any knowledge that I want to know immediately
you are subjected to
limited memory NOOO
I can summon a little guy called jeremy who doesnât need to eat or drink, and does anything I tell him to
He takes everything you say literally like amelia bedelia.
I can write down a question on any surface and the 100% real answer will appear next to the question