The Evolved do not die so easily. Perhaps a pity, but not like it matters at that point.
cancer
you beat it
It’s terminal
I have a gun
It’s not a very good one, and it blows up in your hand
i have lowest ping in all of history
your computer runs at 10 FPS on every game
I can enter Chernobyl without dying from radiation
that’s not really a superpower, you can literally just go there now and be fine unless you go to the reactor
but anyway, a magic forcefield prevents you from entering the town at all.
You turn into atomic frog to do so
You instead get gored by a wild boar
But you can never leave
For my power I would like to promote my Depression into Depression+
All the other emotions become emotions+ too
I got Anger++ now let’s go
You are forced into 1 hour long mandatory therapy sessions every day outside of weekends
Not randomly remembering cringe things i did that no one remembers except me
You forget the definition of cringe