Choose your superpower but the person below gives it a side effect

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1666

the ability to turn anything into an avocado

1667

You are king Midas

1668

so like anything I touch turns into an avocado?

1669

Yes

1670

Importing concepts from fiction to reality.

1671

if that fictional concept is anything other than concepts of food then it very violently erases itself

1672

if the food has kraken meat in it, 5 omens get summoned at someone’s doorstep

1673

I can, at will, make something the best possible version of itself.

1674

When you use this ability, a random thing you own will become the worst possible version of itself

1675

Have the intellect of Allied Mastercomputer but without the infinite hatred for humanity

1676

You’re stuck on a hard drive with the other 90% being the files

1677

You have the smugness of a redditor on crack.

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1678

What the fuck did I just read :sob:

1679

You have now unread whatever you just read.

1680

What files? The Epstein files?

1681

My arms become as strong as my legs, giving me pseudo-super strength with them.

1682

Your legs are weak af

1683

I wasn’t sure someone wouldn’t get pissed off

Someone might still get pissed off

1684

Secret freaky power I won’t say here. Bad Digital Footprint

1685

Everyone knows when you use the power and that you have the power