Have the intellect of Allied Mastercomputer but without the infinite hatred for humanity
Youâre stuck on a hard drive with the other 90% being the files
You have the smugness of a redditor on crack.
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What the fuck did I just read 
You have now unread whatever you just read.
What files? The Epstein files?
My arms become as strong as my legs, giving me pseudo-super strength with them.
Your legs are weak af
I wasnât sure someone wouldnât get pissed off
Someone might still get pissed off
Secret freaky power I wonât say here. Bad Digital Footprint
Everyone knows when you use the power and that you have the power
magical ability to turn stuff into gold
Inflation skyrockets as you use your power
The ability to make real eggs taste just as good as the fake eggs Tim Hortonâs uses.
(IâM SERIOUS, THEY TRIED TO SWAP THEIR FAKE EGGS FOR REAL EGGS AND IT HAD A WORSE TASTE)
Dudd, that power whole stuff is literally about infiltration.
Not invisibility btw
Give him another side affect, that was obvious asf
Itâs works like King Midasâs Curse
nah fr the egg pucks they use for their breakfast sandwiches are really good. the scrambled eggs are kinda mid tho.
Oh yeah a side effect, uhhhhhhhhhhh Tims stops selling hashbrowns. Or Iced Capps, whichever one you like more.
unfortunately for you the system for determining âbestâ works like scp-914
You do this by adding salmonella