i can post pictures of my cat
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You must post more cat pictures
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Become a Thunder Savant
your cat has a chance of imploding when you do so
I can talk with all the hummingbirds that come to my nectar feeder in the summer (along with other hummingbirds but where else am I gonna find em)
they’re all extremely offensive
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They talk as fast as their wingbeats
Arcanium weapons are delayed to next full rotation of pur galaxy
I’m lactose intolerant
milk is now as important to your survival as water
Sea curses of all kinds start spawning in the world (irl) and I get inferno and light
if water touches your skin you vaporize, don’t worry you can still drink it
The next thing that happens is you encounter John absorption mclazarus and he kicks your ass
Any Wikipedia edit I make becomes true.
This includes:
- Simply editing a Wikipedia page makes that edit become reality via magical circumstances.
- Deleting a Wikipedia page makes whatever that page is about no longer exist, and the world will be as though it never did.
- Creating a Wikipedia page about some bullshit I came up with makes that bullshit exist in some capacity.
I claim sand and apocalypse bringer
And if apocalypse bringer curse has some kind of shitty drawback I’ll replace it with gravity
Sand + gravity sounds pretty good ngl
Compress my sand into things denser than heavy metals and obliterate my foes by blinding and trapping them
Wikipedia mods suffer from constant kind of Mandela effect so if they think something is off you get banned
not a problem, my first two moves can be making myself owner of wikipedia and then killing all the mods
You get placed in an alternate timeline everytime you do it. And in the older timeline you simply dissappear.
Everytime you use this power you leave behind your loved ones for a new world
ill take the earth curse
You ymmm, you get dusty from time to time