gun
sword
i am heavy weapons guy
AND THIS
is my gun.
this isnt medieval mode take that bitch
oh fuck
anime girls are paper so
Pyro time.
looks like an old man so… just add 10 more years of life instantly
Looks like a cute kitty that can be defeated with some cat nip.
the police
remove the sofa so you fall on the ground and break your ass
turn off the lights
literally just summon a nuke in and toss it at your couch like a real GMod player 
Take off your glasses and let the sun burn your corneas dry.
You appear to be a shadow so just use this maxed out persona and proceed to beat the living shit out of you.
and then possibly take your card as a pact of being allies afterwards
beat that, you just got meta’d. Used my own, and your pfp to make this answer.
Take out your earpiece so you can’t be guided, and lure you into a giant hydraulic press while you run from the sun, fearing your precious eyesight to be damaged.
Because everyone has a hydraulic press laying around.
Also. I am very much not a shadow.
But wait, that was only the first part of my plan. The hydraulic press was only a distraction! Now I take my heat seeking sniper rifle ammunition and load it into my BFG. From a platform at the top of the warehouse.
Because everyone knows that hydraulic presses are stored in giant warehouses.
THOT
Capitalism