That one funny numbers website
Mail you to PETA headquarters and have them euthanise you
I’m gonna make the room a sphere instead of a cube
adopting them and befriending them
if that counts as defeating them
if not, i will force them to be adopted by a redditor
…remove the sofa?
wrong
you dont let him go to his funeral
since hes always dead
also a way to defeat a cap is to burn it
ez
summons the bacon_destroyer
i see
i may have made bacon from human skin originally (as i am the original creator)
but you, will suffice bacon_destroyer.
also a way to defeat you is doom guy because uhhh it lookes like a demon to me
book slap
bro why you gotta smack a corpse with a book
thats kinda sad
anyways for my defeat i will now go for a fully charged impact with max damage and then colossal cutlass and then cannonball nuke if i dont destroy him or the ship
ima use radius fist for defence
i summon my team of AG and and i proceed to nuke you with my frigate
no.
i equip a modern gun and i mow you down with a gau avenger on my yacht with several armed crew members, with several tatical guns such as LMGs and snipers
dies of cringe
i finally did it
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just kidding dumbass, durza revived me
i become peacekeeper
2 peacekeepers fight