i have stolen books from school library, a fair, several classmates, and possibly some other places i may not remember stealing from
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I’ve also stole groceries when I was a toddler and no one suspected a thing 
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i stole a lot of sht from people as a kid
sorry those smol dinosaur plastic models look too cute 
so you know how on a flat map asia and america are basically on the other side of the world ?
i used to think that if i ever have to travel to america i’ll have to literally go across the world
then i realized that the earth is round and i can just, go to the right
…
man im dumb
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Nope, not ruining my reputation today.
i had same thought but my view on the world back then was basically
“thailand” and “not thailand/english” (baby bnt deadass thought non thai countries are called “english”)
Okay wait I have a confession that probably won’t get me cancelled. I used to be a furry because I was young and was influenced by my sister. Later realized it’s just not me at all and I have zero interest in the furry community or any furry activities.
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ayo same situation happened with me and kpop (i got influenced by my sis too and the rest is the same as your story)
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corruption
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When I was a 8th grader, I had this one crush whom I really liked since I first met her in kindergarten. One day, me and my dad were going to get some ice cream at the mall and when we got to the shop, she was also there. Seeing how I could impress her, I box jumped up on a high table and then started juggling with marbles I had in my pocket. Then suddenly, I had a bad muscle cramp from my lower body, because I always do 100m dashes over and over again with other friends. I knew I had to stop before the cramp gets really bad, but seeing that my crush is liking my performance, I kept on doing my circus act. But I had chicken legs, so I immediately stumbled and faceplanted on the marble floor. My hopes of her being my girlfriend were all over from that point onwards 
Ps: It was 9pm at night and my dad went to different shop to buy some food.
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That lconfession was physically hurt to read, oof
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I don’t know how to whistle
chill, me neither
guys guys i have a confession to make
for legal reasons, this is a joke
I would do the exact same thing lol
I would make random “potions” that’d I’d make. (I still do it) And I drink it lol. One of them was Espresso Salt Sugar Honey. This was recent too lmfao.
screenshotted
level. please be civilized or i will have to call a mod to close this thread 
this is so comical i’m in disbelief
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