some of the most famous copypastas on the forum or random funny ones I found feel free to add more:
64arc weird rant idk
I don’t really like to critisise individuals as soon as they join the forum, especially if it’s to do with how they speak, but why the actual fuck do a wide majority of individuals (mostly taking into account younger audiences on platforms such as roblox) take interest in replacing the word ‘the’ in their sentences with a translation from either Italian, French or Spanish (or really any other west european language which directly derivates from latin and is not english).
More or less, I quickly became interested in this phenomina, and decided to some sort of background research on why younger audiences commonly perform actions similar to replacing an article with a foreign variant of the same word.
Just from searching about the main concept of the topic I quickly found some vague answers from knowyourmeme, which, for a topic which I could find basically nothing else on, this was basically my most reliable source to try and track down why this behaviour occurs within individuals whom expose themselves to the ROBLOX Platform around the ages 9-12, or something along those lines.
To quote knowyourmeme directly, it’s stated that ‘it is often used by English speakers to Francize expressions or to mock sophistication in general’, which, if anything, did answer my question on a surface level, but I wanted to know more on this, what influenced it, and why does it occur. So I carried out further research, and where did this bring me you may ask? Reddit.
This was quickly my main point of interest, if anything, I had the exact same question as this random french guy on Reddit, so after using as much brainpower and mental processing as possible to recollect all my french lessons from the age of 11, I was able to translate the question which this guy provided. (I could’ve used google translate, but I’d rather take my time on this). The answer to the post was this:
As implied on knowyourmeme, I came to a conclusion that this phenomena became popularised due to rage comics in the earlier parts of last decade, so, now that I had some sort of context behind the situation, I now decided that I want to know more, how did this occur, why is this overpopularized by a younger audience, and where can I find more information.
As I’m indirectly making research on the nature of a child exposed to ROBLOX around the age of 10, I decided that to find my answers, I’d have to scourge through content made by popular kids youtubers, that of whom play ROBLOX.
The first instance where the overpopularization of eurocentric dialect was more or less brought to mainstream humor on the platform was infact, from the one and only, Flamingo.
After watching a few videos which include themes of european dialect in the video, I was able to decipher the absolute peak of humor for a child on the ROBLOX Platform around 3-4 years ago (Which as a matter of fact, was when I actually watched Flamingo). Anyways, to get straight to the point, as it takes too fucking long to write these satire responses to everything whilst unironically going into too much depth. It’s fucking ‘yo tengo’, which sparked my interest, so I decided to conduct further research on ROBLOX ‘meme culture’ at the time, to see if anything inspired this behaviour. The entire behaviour pattern I have been describing more or less took place at the same time the language platform Duolingo was rising to somesort of fame due to the over-romantisizing of the spanish language, making me realise that none of the behaviour patterns which are present in these underage children on the platform are persistent with any sort of humour which the general consensus of the playerbase has, the playerbase in this scenario being us, the forum users, has more or less developed a hatrid towards or association with a younger audience, due to our own growth patterns, and associating our own former interests with that of our former self, that being, a younger variant of our own self, making it easier to spot underage users on this forum due to this behaviour, and that kids are clingy and persistent.
Another example of the hypothesis I put forward on why I believe this user is infact underage, that being that we associate the constant reiteration of mental ability in the form of ‘IQ’ and integers not even possible to achieve on this intelligence scale to be a characteristic of those whom are not fully developed, that being, a child.
I hate moyai
take a look at this fucker right here, its an abomination, i hate it. How did anyone think this was a good idea for an emoji? The point of emojis is to show emotion, well what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think, WOW i sure do feel like a massive fucking stone today! It provokes me whenever i see it, it mocks me with its smug visage. What i really wanna do is drive down to the emoji headquarters, find the computer that hosts this specific emoji 
and light it on fire! I’d like to push it off a cliff and watch it shatter into itty bitty pieces. And people just comment with it, as if its funny, its not. Oh wow, a stone head im so fucking hilarious and original. I’ll use it in every comment i post, NO, Stop it! Why does it have to be so goddamn smug? You’re a fucking stone you have no goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off! Moyai, more like go die! Fucker.
The legendary HERE I'M THE FUCK
HERE IM THE FUCK. do u not care about me? infamy is just a game thing and abraaham tf just kills me and uses me like the hell a dildo. do u not care about others u ignorant sneeze? cant u tf be nice to anyone i think you have corona or something because you have to go ask ur fat ass mom to go to a therapist to fuck someone and go away. you probably have problems your own like ur mind is not good. im telling u bro go to a doctor and then murder yourself and go the bloody hell away bitch. if this is what u want to do, hurt other people? then ya better go to hell they like it there. so for god sake dont be so rude to anyone and just go play adopt me. AND NO IM NOT OVER IT YOU HURT ME I HAVE PROBLEMS IRL LIFE AND THIS IS HOW UR DOING? LIKE A DEBILE U TYFUS NERD! GO DO THIS SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE CAUSE I DONT LIKE THIS AND UR BEING FUCKING RUDE TO SOMEONE WHO IS ALREADY HURT IN THE HEART
rogue lineage thing idfk
It all started one day, two years ago at this point I believe? Pretty innocent, I was just playing roblox and I noticed this new game called “Rogue Lineage”. Everyone was either hating on it or praising it and I wanted to see why.
I bought the game and spawned in this town called “Alana” and immediately got the everloving shit kicked out of me by a bunch of people there, before I was allowed to progress. After that, there were some laughs, but I started progressing, joined a house, got my first super class, everything a normal kid goes through when they first try rogue lineage.
I think things were taking a turn for the worse when I first got ultra spy to follow the meta, because sometimes I would wake up in the morning with no memory, only to be told by my friends that I had been ganking until 4 AM. That was just the first night, many were to follow.
My grades started to drop, my health started deteriorating, in hindsight this would have been more manageable if I was 21 and ready to play rogue lineage, but I was very far gone. Once khei dropped, I was in the general chat of their server spamming “get gud” and “Uber oni bossraid”.
After that, I can barely remember the 6 months of khei gameplay, where I was in a gaming stupor. Every day it was the same thing, wake up, play rogue lineage in khei, go to sleep. My social life dropped. I should’ve died, but I didn’t. Eventually, I was given a chance to get better when I was pulled over for texting my rogue lineage house in the group chat. I was let off with a warning and put into therapy to recover, and I slowly drifted away from using rogue lineage to cope with playing rogue lineage.
My life has never been better since I stopped playing rogue lineage. I no longer wake up with headaches and regret, every day has been joyful and I’ve started to make new friends and regain old ones. I’m happy to say this is my 2nd month clean of rogue lineage, and even if the withdrawl is hard, I remember how great it feels to be alive and happy now, and I’ll keep working to make it better.
evolution is fake guys hahahaha
lol I didn’t waste my time on freshman biology I’m homeschooled and have been since sometime in middle school. And by the way I can type how I want. Should I go around swearing? Is that how you want me to type? Does every non-underage person swear? huh? huh? I don’t swear, and I won’t swear. Honestly I don’t get why people do swear. And even if I did waste my time going through freshman biology I would still not fall for that blatant lie. I have known my whole life that evolution is fake. And it is.
walter
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you’re watching this tape, I’m probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded. I… I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn’t want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn’t know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess… I guess you call it a “hit” – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I’m a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in “Blood Money.”] I can’t take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
matt the bat thing
This server has done nothing but bring me down as a person. everyday i come in here and all you do is tear me down insult me hurt me with your words and do nothing but harm me emotionally physically mentally and I just can’t take it any longer this server is so abusive and toxic it’s crazy. no one even realizes how disgusting all of your behaviors are. every single time I talk or type or even do anything or interact with anyone in the server everybody just goes against me and gangs up on me like a pack of wolves and just attacks me and i didn’t do anything to deserve these attacks and these hurtful words. i literally just try to be nice to everybody but nobody ever wants to be in my shoes and nobody ever tries to sympathize with me and see where I’m coming from all of you just see me as the enemy and as the bad guy that’s trying to ruin the server or something when really I’m just trying to spread positivity. you guys act like I’m some kind of virus or disease, constantly casting me out so much, making me feel so left out and so alone in this server. it’s fucking driving me insane I feel mental and I feel like a weirdo just being around all of you because of how you treat me. at this point in time, I’ve given up on ever trying again and ever becoming any of your friends because I just know your feelings towards me clearly. i know all of you hate me and never want to be around me again or never have anything to do with me. it’s clear that you all think I’m a joke and that I’m stupid, idiotic and boring. it’s so mean because I literally don’t do anything to you guys but you guys always act like you hate me and it makes me feel so confused because I don’t know what I did to deserve it. I feel like I should just leave because clearly nobody wants to be around me and everyone would be happier if i left anyways so i’ll just go and i hope all of you find happiness in life and i’m sorry for all the troubles i’ve ever put any of you through. i give up. goodbye.