poop is a very common trope in culture and i would assume itd be dangerous and potent as a magic what with its poisonous harmful properties. i could see a water magic-like stat spread
horrid use of free will do not cook again
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could work as a lost magic progression for poison
I do not stand by adding shit into the game this is hypthetical do not takr out of ontext
kinda stupid that it is
they really just pulled it out of their asses
i think chaos would genuinely be a better option than to see another water magic varient
it doesnt have to be liquid shit per se, i could see vetex just opting for shit being an earth magic recolor
it’s possible if you consider it to be a byproduct of life, and thus life magic. it would also be a fat leap from making light to making shit so thankfully it shouldn’t ever see the light of day
i dont think shit magic is going to be very helpful when you get to fighting actual threats like king calvus 
Wouldn’t it just be waste magic in the end of the day?
apes flinging shit at you can be surprisingly effective
If it’s magic, it has magic energy, which can harm people. Shit magic would probably be on the weaker side, but it could work.
that does make me wonder what a highly skilled shit mage would look like
a shitmancer, if you will
probably somewhere between “landfill” and “pig sty”
Y’know how the cloud curse is mocked for being really weak? Yeah no, this curse would actively be considered a punishment:
“Beringer, now that we’ve gotten the location of the Death Curse— and the power of the Cloud Curse had been removed from you… it’s now time for us to force you to our highest sentence… OUR FIELDS WILL BE BOUNTIFUL, YOU WILL FERTILIZE THE LANDS OF RAVENNA SO OUR ARMIES CAN FEAST UNLIMITED— Sir Argilius… Roll out the Shit Curse and put it in Beringer!”
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finally, a curse that’s actually a curse
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Unironically, if we put aside the fact that your ability is to shoot poop, and your only other notable perk is that you could become shit… This isn’t even that bad of a Curse. Like, putting aside destructive properties:
- Nobody wants to fight you.
- You have unlimited manure to fertilize fields… probably worse than an Oracle or a Life mage, but hey.
- If its any type of Manure, then you could make a ton of resources that would be annoying to get… if you’re willing to sift through shit (or get others to do it).
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it already exists
cataclysm, acturus and other dev magics are actually variants to poop magic
trust me bro, i know everything you could axe me