He keeps running until he gets out of the aggro distance, where the warlock just despawns and goes back to his afk spot
he gets jumped by an infinite amount of revons
he uses the phoenix curse he got earlier from the gods to calvus-style nuke enough of them to fly away
he dies due to… uhh… plot plans
he then is revived by hades as an undead minion, but he then rebels and becomes his own man. He goes on a 5 year workout plan and becomes so buff he can lift galaxies.
galaxies had other plans and gave him lethal amount of radiation
he decides not to die. (he’s the MC, he can do that.)
but the world refused his decision
but he refused the world, and decides to summon the doom slayer and that guy from HALO to assist him
he gets rejected by both of them
(dang, poor guy. Rejected by the doom slayer? believable, he’s too busy killing demons etc, but that guy from HALO? isn’t he supposed to be a hero?)
he goes the the English NHS and they cure his radiation.
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He then realised he did all that for nothing because his curse could do that alone.
Afterwards he stumbles upon a port
he gets tipped 100 bits by someone in chat
And then zoro appears
He asks “have you got lost? You need directions?”
zoro melts into a puddle because of copyright.
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the little boy gets their weapons wiped and starts crying because all of their 40 sunken weapons had been wiped
he then installs krnl and proceeds to give himself every item in the game.
Then the kid goes on a rampage by flinging people while laughing evilishly
(ik evilishly isnt a word leave alone)
the kid gets banned from real life
But he gets revived because an indian scammer says his life insurance still needs to be payed
the boy pays for his insurance, then he realised that he doesnt have one