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The resulting dirt displaced from the landing flew up a few hundred meters

gets up

Ow… how on Earth did that happen?

He said while getting 3rd awakening and obtaining the phoenix curse he had just fallen onto

“I am the plane now” he says as he flies to the seven seas

the universe collapses due to the happening events being too unpredictable

dub respawns and decides to kick @justarandomguy into orbit out of pure spite

proceeds to cook food

Suddenly, our dear protagonist awakens at Newground Island.

He is boiling with power and ready to fight

Dubious has his full loomian team somehow and decides to follow the protagonist around

“What is this place? Oh, hi Dub! Whatcha doing here?”

bruh this is an ao story not a story about a knock-off pokemon game

y’all let’s keep this story realistic pls

dubious fires his cool invisible pink unicorn laser at @DeronChepem and vaporizes him with pure creative freedom

bruh

DeronChepem unleashes infinite hydrogen bombs on the world, destroying all

the magical mysterious sentient shoe appears and splits the timeline into a divergent reality where nothing really changed, darkzoul now still back on the island with dub.

“I felt like something big just happend here, but everything looks the same. Anyways, you know how I got here Dub?”

Dubious is trading darkzoul 20 galleons for a hat darkzoul owns

“Which hat are you looking for Dub?”

cowboy hat

“You can have it free. Here.”

sends Dub a trade offering his cowboy hat for free

Dub has given his deckhand the hat because he’s trying to raise loyalty