Creating the ~~best~~ shittiest video game 🎮

okay so we will be creating the most perfect video game, where each reply adds one part or system into the game. By the end of today I might try to create the game if it isn’t too complex lol.

I’ll start first: The game will have permadeath (like deepwoken)

how come we can put emojis in the title but not crossthroughs :fr:

The game will be set in a weird retro-futuristic Middle East type setting.

Bullet hell (not the casual terraria EoL type, the touhou type)

deck builder

I add one grey part to the game

3 Likes

difference races which give you pvp buffs

These races are furry species (also, I mean actual ones and not the half-inspirations in deepwoken)

The soundtrack is lord gwyn’s theme

I add a garlic sauce

your character can only use a dagger which shoots a rainbow beam once you press rmb

you die on impact as soon as you touch the ground

lootboxes and microtransactions!!!

Vetex himself is put into the game as an npc, it is his actual consciousness and he really hates it

Gameplay loop is entering dungeons and exploring the open world

you can summon a boss that lags the game so hard that everyone crashes (this is required for progression btw)

combat logging, disconnecting while in combat results in permadeath

the game has super mario sort of platforming (as in the 2d kind, this should be a 2d game) with celeste physics

warm you have turned this into a dumpster fire

you know, on that note, add a dumpster fire in game for the irony