Giant White Eyes and Atlanteans suddenly aggroing on me every time I manage to blindly run past them on islands when I’m not paying attention to what’s in structures other than chests are the two biggest jumpscares I get from the Dark Sea
speaking of Atlanteans, finding ones that spawn as Wardens is just absolutely hilarious atm imo because with spirit weapons not being a thing yet they’re incapable of doing anything other than just following you around lol
That moment when a mutated atlantean jumpscares me with a ultimate art metal blast that covers 90% of my screen:
I think I’m gonna hate magic-using Atlanteans (and magic-using randomly-spawning NPCs in general) even more when Vetex adds M1 attacks for magic because then they’ll be able to start M1-spamming with magic
Even small wave could have ended this run…
I’m assuming that you didn’t have frayed lead lines on your deckhands, since with 6 even a waves crash only does 100 damage without bracing
Too bad the coconut achievement doesn’t seem to be in game yet 
I am not really all into new update’s stuff.
racism
Cerulea child one second after being born:
You got mail
First - not “monkeys”, but “worms” or “things”
Second - Even 1 magic is already good enough
Third - as long as person possesses and uses magic, its good. That means that they did not reject the gift from the gods and will pass it down to their kids.
Time to take out the belt and teach this cocky child the true ways of magic-racism
“Too bad that I have to use a fraction of the power my grandfather had please die so that I can save a bit of my pride” - king calvus before dying to a homeless hobo
Bro is purist but only likes Mages and Zerkers 
