am i the only one here who didnt notice that it was sarcasm 
i might be turning into stocksounds
bluefighter makes posts like this that are serious
actually i am in possession of that one braincell, everyone else here has at least 2
Least corrupt navy member:
Fr the navy has fallen, millions must become ASSs
patreon leak!
uh no no no he’s purple because he is such a nice guy! Yes! he’s a nice guy that once brought some people together! y-yeah! h-ha-ha!
now, do you mind going with us? we have something to ask you
excuse me
Besides that, who the hell is commander marsh and why does he have a purple title
He’s a high lord of the order and thought he could win against despawn mechanics (he couldn’t)
Alternatively he could just be an epicenter explorer
you’re better than this
no not you, im talking about those forum members
whole fucking heavily armored brig disappears, comes back years later with half the crew missing and on the verge of sinking
King Admiral: “You dude this guy in Sameria robbed 21 private storage which, as you know, is 1 over our allowed limit, can you execute his ass?”