Definitive and undisputable evidence that the Navy is in the Order

[SARCASM, THIS POST IS SARCASTIC, DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY]


As you can see, Commander Marsh accidentally revealed his actual nametag he was wearing beneath the Navy nametag, and it’s purple
What else is purple, I hear you ask?

This is 100% absolute, definitive and undisputable proof that every Gravy member is in the Order of Aesir and we should kill them all
[SARCASM, THIS POST IS SARCASTIC, DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY]

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bro posting spoilers enjoy your ban

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I knew that those navy dogs were hiding some secret. They’re failures at their job - they should be eradicated and replaced. Maybe from the ashes, a decent peacekeeping organization could rise.

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im pretty sure this is a bug but ok

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No its absolute definitive and undisputable evidence cant you read

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lore

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i can read but i can also critically think and realize that there’s a good chance this is just a bug

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but you also can’t recognise sarcasm
anyways it didn’t occour to me at the time to open the f12 log, so yeah, not much use either way

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tbf you didnt use tone indicators or any wacky capitalization or anything, and since it’s text you can’t really use tone of voice
if we were talking about this there’s a good chance i could recognize sarcasm just fine
besides you could have put it in off topic and attached a tag or two to it rather than putting it in game discussion

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or maybe using 4 different adjectives that are synonyms based off of a single fact made it obvious

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i’ve seen people using those all together seriously :sob:
also you didnt have to be THAT on the nose, giving it the meme tag would have been fine

i believe it

btw dont even think about putting this on the wiki and posting “oh forumers cant understand sarcasm”, it’s much easier to see non-obvious sarcasm when you know it’s sarcasm
(this is exactly something you would do)

Oh don’t worry I put a slight hint in case there are others like you
Besides, Order has its fingers likely in every major organization, is it that stupid to assume that it’d have people in the one organization allied with almost all kingdoms and with presence in all the seas? Even though the bug doesn’t prove it, common sense makes it a plausible theory

ik common sense makes it a plausible theory

i think it’s sad we need to do this just because some people are too dense to understand sarcasm

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ok rb1

Just take the L, you did an absolutely smoothie-brained play.

the fact that you have to specify that it’s sarcasm shows how intelligent the average forum member is

safe to say that the forums as a whole shares a singular braincell