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:crystal_ball: Yes

Am I secretly AwesomeOS’ long-lost murderer?
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:crystal_ball: Reply hazy, try again

Should I keep my Poison Dagger on my Savant File until the level cap is increased enough so that I can use it?
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:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so

Should I make a berserker file?
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:crystal_ball: Outlook not so good

Is that for certain? Or were you just joking with me?
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:crystal_ball: Reply hazy, try again

:crystal_ball: Warlock is a wiser choice

I tried again, what about now?
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:crystal_ball: Reply hazy, try again

Fine, then is warlock a better choice?
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:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now

:crystal_ball: Absolutely

Believe in Dub?
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:crystal_ball: Reply hazy, try again

Can you give me a real answer???
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:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so

I swear this bot is screwing with me