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:crystal_ball: If you have doubts you can ask trusted sources like Pristine.

:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so

Are you messing with people?
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:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

:crystal_ball: Should I pull the trigger?

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:crystal_ball: My reply is no

you a real one

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

:crystal_ball: Get Rotated (Idiot)

Will I ever get the Asteroid Egg on the one file I don’t have it on?
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:crystal_ball: Signs point to yes

Will I become the best pvper in AO?

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You’ve disabled me in your preferences. You need to allow new user onboarding tips to interact with me.

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will selfish gankers who harass low levels for their own enjoyment destroy arcane odyssey’s playerbase?

:crystal_ball: Outlook good

is @discobot33 related to you?
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:crystal_ball: Cannot predict now

:crystal_ball: Suck my fucking balls

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will my shift at work today be at least somewhat bareable

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