Dragon Ball has Sasuke now? Tf?

Haven’t watched Dragon Ball in a long time, but wtf???
I knew about Granolah, but I just didn’t bother reading the manga because I was busy. Had time today so I decided “why not” and went on one of those sites that pirate the manga to read it.

This is Granolah by the way:

Hmm, very interesting…
Just look at this shit lmao, these are the abilities his special clan eyes have:

hmm hmm very sus

So let me get this straight.
This guy is the last of a red eyed clan that were killed off out of fear for their abilities (yes that’s why Danzo commissioned the killing of the Uchiha before someone talks), and is now seeking vengeance from the people responsible.

Hmm, very Sasuke-esque indeed.

In fact…

Tell me these aren’t the same fucking picture
It’s literally the exact fucking same bro, except from Sasuke’s added edge.
like… grr??? tf? so cringy

Can’t wait for DBS episode 543 when it becomes a battle of legendary eyes. Goku will have the legendary God eyes of eternity and Vegeta will have the slightly less powerful Saiyan Pride eyes of perpetual plot cuckery. Gonna be so great.

And I just fucking KNOW there’s someone in the comments itching to tell me “wait isn’t Sasuke copied from Kurapika from HxH too?” and to that I say stay tilted and mad HiatusXHiatus is not that relevant so it doesn’t matter.

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Also what is with Dragonball and the bizzare ass names?
How am I supposed to take this dude seriously when his name is literally “Granola(h)”? I literally ATE this bloke yesterday.

also lmao at the extra “h” they just dropped at the end of the name to save it from being completely fucking stupid. So dumb I swear.

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they’re based off of vegetables and food

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Ok yes I know that but it’s still dumb.

I mean hey, makes it easier to name them, no?

Fair enough
Still can’t take the character seriously though
Everytime I hear his name all I see is a Granola bar with green hair and a visor

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Imagine taking DBZ seriously

DBZ is a really deep and thoughtful show, actually.
Just say you don’t have the IQ necessary to comprehend it and move on.

Granolah Bar :rofl:

I don’t really know anything about this stuff though

dbz now has a ripoff Sharingan

I’d say it seems to be a mix of the byakugan as well

This feels more pretentious than modern art enthusiasts

Ya, hearing grown men yell extremely loudly and face no true risk since you know they’re just gonna win with their plot armor is very thought invoking

Indeed. Remember when in super they expanded the entire world by saying that there are 11 different universes and make whatever they want
And then shortly after they create a tournament arc featuring the literal strongest people in each universe to battle, limiting all the possibilities again?
yeah

Of course, since your IQ is so fucking itty-bitty, you would think that I’m just being pretentious. Ever heard of the Dunning-Kruger effect? Yeah.

Basically, you know enough about Dragon Ball to think you know everything about Dragon Ball, but not enough to know that you literally know fucking nothing about Dragon Ball. In the diagram, you'd be right in the 'Peak of "Mount Stupid"' area.

While I acknowledge that intelligence is at least partially out of our control, I am also irritated - dare I say, bamboozled - by your lack of knowledge and reverence for the bestselling Dragon Ball franchise. For shame. I shall keep you in my prayers.

It really is though, you just don’t understand it.
Pray to God-Kami-Zeno for understanding before even daring to discuss this most elite subject.

Yeah man, that was top tier writing. My pantaloons were wetted instantly by the absolutely GIGACHAD tier artistry that was displayed on my screen that day. I even cried a little.

wait what
what new arcs are in dbs now
i havent kept up with the series
like, at absolute all
i thought it ended with the tournament arc where goku turns ultra instinct.

ok sry for not noticing you’re just trolling

haha granolah

where’s yogurt

Nah, the manga continues after the Tournament of Power.
This is the second arc after it actually. The one before it is the Moro arc.

I mean, DBS was never really that stellar to be honest, but I definitely think this current arc is one of its better ones. The only arcs that are even comparable are the Goku Black arc and the Beerus Arc at the beginning. I didn’t like TOP that much, the only good parts of it are where Goku goes Ultra Instinct.

Oh yeah you’re right, both aesthetically and ability-wise it’s like a mixture of the Sharingan and Byakugan.

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