Dragonflies and how they are just better than you

These smol dudes have 4 wings which can each be moved independently. This allows them to change their movement direction extremely fast and move in literally any direction including through the fourth dimension, at a wim. They are also extremely good at predicting the movements of food and enemies with nearly 360 degree vision, because of their compound eyes.

Dragonflys also have a 95% success rate when hunting making them the most successful predator on the planet. They haven’t changed their build at all for the last 300 million years making dragonflies one of the meta builds.

Dragonflies are better at dodging, parrying, and blocking, than any human will ever be. And if they could play video games they would be called hackers.

The bug in question

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okay but can a dragonfly make a pizza?

I don’t think so.

Does a dragonfly have to go to school or pay taxes? I don’t think so.

at least I’m a hard worker and not some lazy stinky bug :angry:

ok but can they play AO? Didn’t think so.

true. but they’d be crack if they could

what they gonna do? fly around in AO?
(dont fucking jinx it)

they would find a meta that everyone overlooks and main that. Or just do the meta.

i dunno man hard countered by mosquito spray

yeah… Sorry.

Jerboas >>>>>

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very very fuzzy. I want to eat it.

Do NOT eat it. :angry:

:billed_cap:

okay. Ill give it to my corn snake.

Jerboas kick snakes in the face as defense

not if I chop off the legs :smiling_imp:

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It was never in that server