Empires Update Patch Notes (Discussion Thread)

ahhhh that makes sense thank you

ah ok

ran it through google translate, “land cleaver” is “temachistís gis” so we should get a name like “temachistigis” for the colossal greatsword
we all know how vetex loves his greek

Guys, guys, wait, what if we got a Colossal Rifle weapon

Handheld cannon

The Bazooka is back!!!

pyrovólo cheirós

pyrovocheiros


Special Move: Backing Shot

cant wait for the general valerii simps

valerii is a boy
unless its gonna be a siren argos situation

yea hes a alpha chad

I think we have different definitions of “just one thing.” I had a gargantuan essay typed but I realized I’m gonna look like an idiot if I don’t wait until seeing what the magic actually looks like first, because my presumptions about its visuals that I based on the boring name could very well be wrong.

idiots will still simp.

erm what the implication

cant wait for the cult valerii vs. church of iris clan war

epic rap battles of history!!!
general valerii
VS
general argos
BEGIN!
“yo yo yo my name is argos and i like to”
valerii taps wall
rubble falls on argos
“AUUAUUGUGHGHUGH”


i use ai

how acurate is this to actual thing

this is far worse

wait, you’ve seen the actual one, what magic circle did he have (dm if you know pleeeeease)