Ok so, how do you make lean? Sprite, addictive ingredient (usually painkillers), jolly ranchers. So far. He has 2 of the 3. watermelons for the jolly ranchers, black shards for the addictive ingredient. So therefore the third Enizor quest will be us going to McDonald’s in the 7 seas cuz it’s America, by going alll the way through the dark sea. Trust me guys it’s canon Enizors actually Walter white. (Alchemist? More like chemistry teacher!)
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Why are you addicted to Black Shards?
Don’t crush them up snort them worst mistake of my life
Wait that actually makes sense-
Maybe we are both on black shards…
Seriously though tell me any part of this theory that DOESNT hold up, it’s so perfect it’s basically canon
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I agree.
Enizor is making lean.
I have crafted the perfect theory. None can compete, McDonald’s can exist because of the peacekeeper acquiring some form of intelligence enhancing external curse, allowing them to found it for passive income, and the “philosophers stone” is just a jolly rancher (seriously sucking on one of those things during a test makes me feel like I could kill god)
This also explains why enizor needs watermelons pine cones and clams. (Different flavors)
Well the Pine Cones and Clams are catalysts, those are the Styrofoam cups.
Pine cones for cups, clams for mother of pearl since it was believed to have medicinal use back in aos time, he needs it for the painkiller.
Well now you have me doubting it. Pinecones are throwables.
I can finally rest after completing my life’s work. The ultimate theory…
(But can enizor on lean defeat Moro-)
Throwable for the aoe for more efficient spreading it between him and Edward. Edward’s totally a stoner which is why his stuff was seized (caught boating under the influence)
It’s not the power of the lean that will make Enizor able to defeat Morock, it’s Morock drinking the lean that’ll lead to his downfall.
How is it that every time you talk, I have something to say about it?
I am incredibly good at shitposting. To the point people are compelled to comment on it for the sake of basking in my radiant glory
Please let me bask in your radiant glory Mr_hyperspace 
build is warrior and magic is shadow cringe metamancing detected. Start using a more based build like metal conjurer and maybe
hes gonna make us collect seawater