It’s just… so peak
Sorry I’m new to the forums. Who the hell is rb1 and why is he so notorious for alts?
Known for his alts because he was banned but kept coming back with alts, sometimes came back with multiple alts
Ok rb1 
“The rb1 alt has breached our defenses”
(We need to reenact the entire meet the spy script now it’s law)
INTRUDER ALERT: AN RB1 ALT IS IN THE BASE!
An rb1 alt is in the base?!
Protect the forums!
Yo! Little help here?
Alright, alright, stand back son. One one one… (rb)one!
I have no idea who rb1 is- My name is Robert Boyle, also know in the forums as rb1, and this is my confession
For the past year and a half i have pretended to be a woman called “ShiansiThe24th” as a social experiment, and it has turned out the people on the forums are the perfect subjects for the experimental parasite i have created.
At this moment, the forum’s biggest names such as “goopman”, “flare”, “realisticbanana”, “imalettuce” and many more have been infected with the rvirus1 and will all melt into a puddle of shitposting permanently attatched to their chairs.
The rbpocalypse has already starte-
He could be in this very room.
Hey you didn’t continue the meet the spy bit 
Shit
Let’s go, let’s go!
typo is gay, confirmed
100% real Nicky exposed
everyone knows i don’t use any emojis besides my fakenitro ones
doesn’t that mean you use emojis tho
INCOMINGGGG! (Shut up forums this is a complete sentence)