Epic forum quotables

key · May 8, 2023, 12:33pm

im surprised this hasn’t been added here yet

You know, when I left the house today I was thinking, “Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.” And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “pee-pee piss-piss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little pee-pee-piss-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like…weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, I’m a real freak. I’m not normal. Ma’am…please…you have to crush me.