Epic forum quotables

[hanmbi]

wait what

[realisticbanana]

[64arc]

When is the free galleon update coming?

I’ve been thinking lately, galleons are a bit difficult to come by, so what’s the deal with having to go out of your way to get them? Wouldn’t it be a whole a lot easier if you could just, like, buy an infinite galleon pouch or something, am I right? Obviously, it’d be a bit pricey, probably around 250 galleons, because that’s all I’m willing to gather on a good day. Thanks for your time, have a good evening.

[key]

im surprised this hasn’t been added here yet

@FLIPIN_OUT

You know, when I left the house today I was thinking, “Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.” And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “pee-pee piss-piss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little pee-pee-piss-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like…weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, I’m a real freak. I’m not normal. Ma’am…please…you have to crush me.

[WarmWater]

[ImaLettuce]

Gee who could’ve guessed they’re insane if you’re using the biggest magic

Navy is again toxic

I just pvped with my friend, and i have no fucking idea why people think that those moves are trash. 200% size pulsar and hammer placed explosion on explosion magics are fucking nuts. I litteraly can poke people with hammer placed explosion till they die

[Dr.Archipelago]

You cant stop me, muhahahahah.

YOU FOOL, I HAVE ALL ITEMS FOR MAX SIZE BUILD!

[ImaLettuce]

With that much size you could give cancer to ever single human on the world. Yourself first!

[cubed]

never cook builds again

[Dr.Archipelago]

Try me

[DubiousLittleTyp0]

I kinda wanna see what unholy skills that build makes, care to show us its power?

[Zipher]

@discobot Fortune

Suck my fucking balls

[DubiousLittleTyp0]

[DubiousLittleTyp0]

[sock]

[DubiousLittleTyp0]

oh the misery

[hanmbi]

What did you name your spells?

On my Mage, all my spells are named “Trick” and use the same animation so that my opponent will have difficulty predicting my next move.

[ImaLettuce]

Choose my pfp for me

i like the D

[Zipher]

Is this an exploiter?

it happens when you reach a certain rank in the ass

[anon57467371]

That one is for the history books