Epic forum quotables

you KNOW that man was giggling and laughing when he was adding that sht into the game

True, that doesn’t look like mercury at all to me.

Me attempting to make a thermometer out of a substance that is used to make high quality burning potions

This is wild bru :sob:

Perish. All of you. Now.

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BigKettle23 was later found that day with several dozen gunshot wounds which assassins hired by @Cryonical were likely responsible for.

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We all know that Cryonical wouldn’t hire assassins and would prefer to deal with people via various cold objects scattered about the household

Something the reporter was asked to leave out is the fact that the victim was already bludgeoned several dozen times, hacked and slashed across, and stabbed a dozen times before those gunshots were even there.

Link or it didn’t happen

hmm not very epic

It was I
The great Iris

exposed

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