Epic forum quotables

If it’s 322 I touch grass
@discobot roll 1d1000

Did you know that the maximum number of sides for a mathematically fair dice is 120?

:game_die: 81

Erm okay, I mean if it’s 113 I touch grass
@discobot roll 1d120

:game_die: 43

Yippie no grass for me !!!

kill john @discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so

i am happy

I’ll be the berserker to your mage

bro is never escaping the allegations

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WHAT!?!?!? YOU MEAN A PERSON MAY NOT WANT TO BE ACCUSED OF A THING THAT IS FROWNED UPON!?!?!? CRAZY!!!
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I committed genocide. But that was 28 days ago. They can’t do anything to me anymore :slight_smile:

I’m not even the one who made the joke, why is this a problem with me?

Because, Stock, many forumers are insolent idiots who simply wish to pick a fight with you because their fathers abandoned them.
Remember that time where I called you made a joke about getting women, I called you a twink, you admitted you liked men, then somehow everyone got pissed at you for saying twinks are gay even though I technically said it?

no its cause we dont like stock in particular

There are just few individuals that I wont mention