Epic forum quotables

Sykadelik · February 20, 2025, 5:18pm

full sentence

realisticbanana · February 20, 2025, 5:19pm

how did that get quoted within 2 minutes

Sykadelik · February 20, 2025, 5:41pm

Saw it, found it quotable, speedran

hanmbi · February 21, 2025, 5:38pm

Complete sentence

Zachacat0305 · February 22, 2025, 4:51am

Wish granted :3

crimis_cringle · February 22, 2025, 4:52am

no, it has to be natural smh

wheatwhole · February 22, 2025, 3:46pm

“my dog has been rejected from the dog contest” type pfp

crimis_cringle · February 22, 2025, 4:19pm

just like me fr

BlueFighter15 · February 22, 2025, 5:00pm

You’re disgusting, mutated and, on top of that, meaning completely unrelated to previous traits, gay?

onlytwentycharacters · February 24, 2025, 12:14am

wise words

TheFollest · February 24, 2025, 3:30am

This is what people who hate the movie Aladdin call it instead

dukeshade · February 24, 2025, 8:36am

Nobody slanders my precious Golden Paladin and gets away with it.

Yrni0 · February 24, 2025, 2:19pm

Misinput is ~12 hours away from your location.

hanmbi · February 24, 2025, 2:50pm

Hell yeah tea time!

Mr_hyperspace · February 24, 2025, 3:57pm

BlueFighter15 · February 24, 2025, 4:02pm

That sounds like a fetish I don’t want to be aware of

Selcrete · February 24, 2025, 9:17pm

Tomato is Cool

Lo, let it be known throughout the land that the wretched potato, that lowly root which cowers beneath the earth, is naught but a peasant’s fare, dull of flavor and void of virtue. It lurks in darkness, unworthy of the sun’s golden gaze, whilst the noble tomato, a fruit of fire and glory, basks in the celestial embrace of the heavens. Behold its crimson hue, rich as a knight’s banner upon the battlefield, bursting with zest and vigor! The potato, in its wretched form, must be boiled, mashed, or drowned in butter to feign even a whisper of taste, yet the tomato, in its natural splendor, needs no such alchemy to delight the tongue. Verily, it is the jewel of the garden, the sovereign of all that grows upon God’s green earth, whilst the potato remains but a starchy impostor. Let the lords and ladies of wisdom forsake the tuberous plague and instead raise goblets filled with the essence of tomato, lifeblood of sauces, king of salads, and bringer of culinary enlightenment! Woe unto he who denies the truth, for in his heart shall dwell the blandness of the forsaken spud, the tomato is all I’ve loved my entire life and I know it shall not be accused of such harmful sins for you have been brainwashed by the potato lord(a demonic soul indeed) and he made you this way, look at us fighting this war that isn’t even worth it I want to save you from that disgusting wretched lord of potato’s and bring you home to where you belong in the realm of tomato’s.

he cooked ngl

Zachacat0305 · February 25, 2025, 12:56am

Why did you say it like that

hanmbi · February 25, 2025, 8:42am

Can confirm, I’ve seen Kai and Merlot together before

TheFollest · February 25, 2025, 4:57pm

This feels almost factory produced with the specific purpose of getting on epic forum quotables.