Epic forum quotables

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Oh hey that’s me

Oh hey that’s him

oh him that’s hey

eh Oh’tthays imh

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…I finally made it on.

no need to summon the dark one cthulhu mr sykadelik

Maybe you’re right, this isn’t me.

Can I summon this distinguished bloke instead

hey wait thats me

Oh wait that is him

stw iHmyea aht 'iht

I thought dark magic was taboo

Eh who gives a sh*t in 2025

True
Unfortunate half the good spells require brutally sacrificing a family of 4

you know you can just use a vegan substitute right?

Wait really?
God dammit I’ve gone through like 12 of the 16 I had. I knew I should’ve done more research

you newbies and your eagerness to execute a family of 4 smh my head

Why do you get easy mode? I literally need to use extended families!

That’s because you’re not using enough torture.
It increases efficiency the more you use as the screams/fear somehow amplifiy the spell, down to one person if you know your stuff.

I recommend spells like blood extraction and mist of nightmares if you really want to get it started. Though, simple medieval torture methods work also effectively.