list guilds sterotypes here (also dont put things like “black bulls guild not the best not number one just fun” you fucking advertisers)
noble = haha pvp go brr
latom = global message spam go brr
no other guilds are really relevant
yet at least
as far as this post is concerned I guess
lotus order: hahaha me global message spam and think everyone hating me is good
magius herald: haha biasm news go brrrr
Btw I foresee that if this post becomes popular, it’s gonna become hella toxic
dark _______ : automatically bad
4 dark guilds already
Nobody:
Lotus after spending 100k robux on global messages:
haha members go brr
carptel: poggers fish
No Guild Players/Solo: Absolute Chads
(Damn, that’s so accurate as there’s literally been so many countless times I’ve met those that think they’ll become the best without a guild to back them up.)
Travelot’s: the only non-competitive guild in existence
Noble Phantasm = Mega Egotistical. They won’t ####ING SHUT UP IN #Guilds ABOUT HOW SUPERIOR NOBLE IS, JESUS, WE GET IT, YOU WANT ATTENTION. “hAhA nObLe KeEpS wInNiNg EcKs DeE honk honk” every dumbass who isn’t an admin or artist or something with that “Noble Phantasm” tag on their posts and that little emblem on their avatar makes them feel like some sort of community figure or have some amount of power in certain threads. You don’t. Piss off. this guy should be the next pope
Lotus = Do Lotus members even exist here? Never seen 'em. Maybe they’re too scared to be clowned on by the overwhelming amount of Lotus haters out there. I could say that I feel bad for them, but then again, whoever is spamming out these global messages is a douche.
Latom = More toxic than a whole nuclear energy plant. Judging by the limited amount of screenshots I have, the Guild members seem to be unpleasant people. But then again, they’re pvp based, anyone involved in the pvp scene are just horrible, horrible people.
Suncry = They’re really taking this “Training” thing a bit far, no? They have their own guild hall outside of the game, and they have these massive meetups and stuff. It’s almost admirable. But then again most of the players there are just massive tryhards, so hey, what can I say.
Ebon Paragon = Take Suncry, cover it in black marker, take everything unique about that clan, and leave it with nothing but the constant flow of tournament after tournament. There’s like… 1, 2, 3, no wait, Five Tourneys? Yeah. Tryharding.
Dragonborn = DOVAHKIIN, DRAGONBORN FUS RO DAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Central Magius Merchant Alliance = The only guild I’ve actually considered joining. They seem chill, maybe they’re dedicated enough to take control of the WoM economy, idk. But… we need to have something insulting to say about them, so… villager noises
No Guild/Solo = You’re gonna go far kid. It takes guts to not be a part of something like a big “respected” guild. Either that or you plan to be equally as toxic. But hey, you win some, you lose some.
if you’re gonna say that I’m biased, you’re technically wrong. I hate everyone, including you. Which should probably mean that this shouldn’t end up as drama. Hooray.
Ouch.
Noble jokes, a lot so if you can’t take sarcasm that’s your fault.
About the Suncry bit, most of us arent tryhard players and the training’s aren’t taken too far lol
As for the Central Magius Merchant Alliance, WoM | Trade Hub has more members
Oh and I do like that stereotypes though I feel you should have done a bit more research!
Noble: You hate him or you love him or you just don’t care
Latom: La tom? La tom? (Sorry to offend the latom members if I did)
Suncry: Nothing to say really.
CMMA: Big brainer guild
Ebony Paragon: Nothing to say as well
Travelots: The embodiment of vibing and being a barbie doll
Carptel: Pogger fish
Cooking Association: Waiting for cooking and just doing random stuff
Cooking Association: Let’s ban this dude because he’s in “this” guild!
Jk, love ya
tfw this post gets ruined by a idiot ranting about noble
I’m rather surprised people still takes noble seriously and gets mad about it
not much of this is true ngl, also as jason said, noble jokes a lot
Mmph, your argument just got semi-fricked.
templar: everyone is inactive expect fat fish