Famous Last Words - Decaying Winter Edition

Some quotes from me after playing the winter decaying
“Free dog tags, OH GOD THAT’S A DEMON”
“Stand away from the remote explosives”
“Why are you on fire”
“I think we’ve got enough drugs to get through this”
-Me before learning what drug withdrawal is
“Oh wow a crowbar”
-Me before learning sledgers dont have footsteps
“Aren’t sicklers a late game enemy”

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sounds like an interesting game

“Hey what’s this?”
steps on dynamite trap

As a vagabond, 1v1ing demons and most other things during looting phase is pretty much what you do.
Not only to gather dog tags, but also to gather food and water.

my personal favorite

“Triggering explosives, stand away”
“What if I don’t want to”
“Don’t underestimate me”
BOOM

“hey look a new player, lets teach them what to do”
“where did the grenades go”
(i do not know if friendly fire is fixed yet)

My repeated last words to imbeciles in public lobbies during scav war: “Alright everyone, stand back there. THAT MEANS YOU. I said get back.” * Pings back of base *

They then proceed to try and frontline scav war after I throw a firebomb. You can guess how that goes.

Wait, holy crap, two years-

“guys how do I kill the invisible man”

(no seriously how the fuck do I kill the invisible ghost dude he doesn’t have a fucking hitbox)

“why do i hear sledge queen” the guy that his first instinct was to run inbase to escape SQ:

wait the post is two years

bruh i saw a laz fucking punching him to dead, but bassically once u ping him just shot him or throw a axe, or do what i did and parry him while he was behind and u had that trap that slows u down then turn around and heavy hit him with a decimator

He does. My suggestion is to run from him and try and bait scavs to attack him. For some reason, they can see him.

spam ping, avoid getting your throat slit

THE WITCH HAS BEEN STARTLED

-me whenever someone angers the sad boi