Fartman's list of his coolest weapons

[fartman1314]

0. (doesn’t really count) sword of morock’s flame
   really fucking cool white fire sword that shoots giant fireballs that can burn even in water
1. sunken sword
   not much to say, it looks really cool and has unique skills and all
2. triasta of bronze
   really cool lightspeed trident, i wish i had that shit in real life
3. plunderers
   THERE BE TREASURE
4. colossal greatsword
   GRIFFITH!!!
5. atlantean rapier
   rapier was already fun and this made it even better (deepwoken copied with golden swordfish tho)
6. thalassi
   i like swords
7. sunken staff
   long wet metal rod
8. vindicator
   clonker hammer
9. commodore kai sabre
   IS THAT THE GUY FROM GUTS AND BLACKPOWDER
10. atlantean mace
    i could make this in real life with an urchin, a bone, and some glue

[anon82332293]

make the mase make the mace mace the mace mase the mace

[CookieTank12345]

my list:

1. sunken sword(wet sword )
2. colossal greatsword(hmm I wonder how windrow got a ravine in the first place…)
3. iron greatsword(literally looks like a dollar store exiled sword from wom)
4. plunderers(THERE BE TREASURE )
5. bronze musket(how we do home defense in the 1700’s)
6. sunken staff(green/gold stick)
7. ravenna warshield(bring back shield flying pls )
8. old flintlock(“I’m going to teach you a Smith and Lesson” -Max0r)
9. iron katana(anime weebs enjoy this)
10. dual iron katanas(combine this with the single katana and you get the walmart three sword style)

[SoupSnakeSal]

ty for post big fart

[skittlesnakes]

@fartman1314

(doesn’t really count) sword of morock’s flame
really fucking cool white fire sword that shoots giant fireballs that can burn even in water

For the “doesn’t really count” part;
yes the fuck it does.

Good of you to have it above everything else. I originally came into this thread to yell about Morock’s superiority, however you will be saved such a fate for your good decision

[skittlesnakes]

wheres morock’s sword? need i maul and sacrifice you in the name of prometheus you heretic?

[fartman1314]

@skittlesnakes

For the “doesn’t really count” part;
yes the fuck it does.

i only put that cause its not in ao

if it was in ao it would be top of the list no trouble

[CookieTank12345]

what’s morock’s sword?

[skittlesnakes]

the weapon used by the strongest man in all of fiction

[anon46458836]

move atlantean mace to the top

1. Durandal
2. Sword of morocks fire
3. Frostwater bow
4. Atlantean Mace
5. Magic Horn

i am too lazy for the rest

[fartman1314]

fym durandal is cooler than morock sword? it’s second, followed by aethereal ornament

[anon46458836]

i like purple
durandal is purple red
durandal is better

[CookieTank12345]

still confused

[fartman1314]

The Sword of Morock's Fire