Forum Curses: The Second Act

you know what I’m just gonna use 3rd party website

Literally on my first roll :sob:

Delicious deity flesh… :wolf:

lies

why is Typo rolling with inspiration and advantage every single time

The power of eating Flintstones gummies

i vacuum the cold

Discobot how could you tell Lucky to fucking die so badly

“Fucking die”-Discobot, probably

(Finally continuing this im sorry I kept getting distracted)

Calypso looked confused at Gabriel after he asked his question. Why would he care so much for some random cultist? Did she hit him a little too hard by accident?

“Huh…? What do you mean, Gabriel? I don’t know who shot you at all, I just dragged you out of the battle as fast as I could to this part. It’s not too far from here, but we should be safe for the moment…”

“Oh man, I hope I can get a good roll with Discobot!”

Discobot:

I roll to slam dunk on the cold with a neutron star basketball

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 4

AH HA

I made a that test on purpose to see if it was rigged and it seems I was right

discobot is broken

I roll to instantly get a d20

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 8

fuck

discobot kill yoursel-

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 9

@discobot roll 1d20

Literally anything above 12

:game_die: 17